Immerse yourself in our comprehensive 12 month Trading Course designed to take people with ZERO knowledge to consistently making 10-12% per year…

You have two options to choose from…

12 Payments of £347
(Totals £4164)
1 Investment of £3899
(Saving you £265)

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By signing up for this 12 Month Trading Programme, you:

  • Can confirm that you are not putting yourself in financial difficulty and/or going into debt to do this course.
  • Understand that this is a 5-10 year play to become financially independent and that your first 12 months is your ‘trading incubation phase’ and that you should not expect to make sizeable profits during this time.
  • Agree and are bound by our Terms and Conditions.


You’ll instantly receive your log-in details to our ‘Trader Plus Portal’. This is our private membership site which is packed full of videos, documents and everything you need along your new trading journey with us.

So now you’re all logged in, you need to make your steady way through the first introduction videos of the Online Course. This is a comprehensive video course filmed in Siam’s kitchen by a professional film crew. There’s well over 10 hours worth of videos to go through and it’s essential that you do not skip any of these videos.

Within a few days, you’ll receive an email from one of our team asking about which date is suitable for you for your 2 Day Intensive Workshop with Siam at his home in Norwich. There will be several dates to choose from and it’s very important that you do this as soon as possible.

Most importantly, during these introductory videos before your workshop, there’s a simple step by step guide to installing your free software on your laptop. This dummy trading account is crucial as you’ll be able to trade the real live markets but with the safety of fake money whilst you hone your skills. Learning the software is half of the battle so you’ll be getting all of your simple mistakes out of the way LONG before you trade with any real money!

Now you’re a part of our community, make sure you get yourself along to one of our monthly Coffee Club & Dinners at the end of each month where you can ask questions and make friends.

By Agreeing to these Terms and Conditions You are entering into a 12-month contract with The Realistic Trader Ltd and in doing so agreeing to make either:
– 12 payments of £347 for the 2 Day Workshop + 12 months Gold Membership, OR,
– 12 payments of £147 for the Online Course + 12 months of Gold Membership, OR,
– 12 payments of £67 for the Online Course + 12 months of Silver Membership.

After this 12-month period You agree that The Realistic Trader may continue to take a payment of £/67/m for Silver or £147/m for Gold automatically until such time that You communicate your desire to cancel your Membership with Us by giving Us 30 days’ prior written notice.


You may notify Us in writing within 14 calendar days from the date of signing this Agreement (Your ‘Cooling off period’) that You wish to cancel the Agreement by either delivering such notice to a member of staff; sending a notice by Royal Mail (in both cases to the address above) or by sending a notice by electronic mail (to [email protected]) (hereinafter Your “Cancellation Notice”). A Cancellation Notice shall be deemed to be served by You either on the date of it’s hand delivery to Us (to be handed to a member of staff in person and evidenced by a written receipt obtained from that member of staff); or two days following posting via Royal Mail (evidenced by a written proof of postage obtainable by You from the Post Office on posting); or the date an electronic mail is sent to Us by You (evidenced by the date and time of the email We receive). You are responsible for ensuring that any Cancellation Notice is given within the 14 day timescale in order for it to be valid. By enrolling on this training programme You are agreeing that We may perform parts of this Agreement prior to the expiry of the Cooling Off Period, including, but not limited to providing You with products relating to any of the workshops that you have enrolled for by entering this Agreement. Upon receipt of a Cancellation Notice from You We will refund to You the total amount you have paid to Us pursuant to this Agreement as at the date of the Cancellation Notice less the value of any products You have received from Us pursuant to this Agreement and also the cancellation admin charge set out below. To the extent that You have received any products from Us prior to the date of Your Cancellation Notice You will be required to pay Us for the full value of any products You have received from Us as at the date of your Cancellation Notice (in the case of a package purchased, the value You will be required to pay will be the list price rather than any event special or package price).

This refund is subject to You having not yet attended the course, accessed the online portal or any of its supporting materials or having signed for the support pack which will be sent to You by Us in the post. Signing for the support pack, accessing the online portal or attending the course shall be taken to mean that You have waived Your Right to cancel and no refund will be given.

If You provide Us with a Cancellation Notice before We have dispatched Your support pack We will stop the delivery. If You cancel after We have dispatched your support pack You must not sign for the delivery and the pack will be returned to Us by Our courier.

If You have Accessed the materials or signed for the support pack delivery then no refund will be given.

If a refund is due from Us to You we will process it within 10 business days (being any day other than (i) a Saturday, (ii) a Sunday or (iii) a day when the clearing banks are not physically open for business (hereinafter a “Business Day”).

If You cancel, there is a 5% admin charge on any money taken.


We shall supply to You the training programme for which You have enrolled under this Agreement. Any Workshops or online training We supply to You under this Agreement shall be supplied with reasonable care and skill. We shall also supply to You the products associated with the training programme to the extent required for You to participate in the programme for which You are enrolled under this Agreement. We warrant that any products We supply to You under this Agreement shall be of satisfactory quality.


You must pay any remaining balance pursuant to this Agreement in accordance with Your agreed payment schedule under this Agreement. A valid credit or debit card must be supplied to Us by You upon entering this Agreement to guarantee Your adherence to any agreed payment schedule and You agree to Us charging the same for any fees due to Us by You pursuant to the terms of this Agreement. In the event of expiry of your card for any reason throughout the term of this Agreement, You agree to provide Us with an alternative payment card details for the above stated purposes.


Any deposit and the Workshop fee is non-refundable. However, You can transfer to any other dates (subject to availability) within Your 12 month training programme period to a course of the same or lesser value. If You wish to transfer to a course of higher value the difference must be paid prior to Your transfer to the new course. If You transfer to a lesser value course, no refund will be given.


Eight weeks’ notice is required if You need to transfer to an alternative date, failing which the charges set out in the paragraph below will be incurred. Such charges are to cover venue costs that may already have been incurred by Us and to cover the opportunity cost of empty seats, which could otherwise have been sold by Us to other participants. You may make transfer requests only during the 12 months of Your training programme (transfers may not be made to dates outside of this period) and Your request to transfer must be made to Us in writing (to the address above) or by email to [email protected] There is no limit to the number of transfers to alternative dates You may seek to make within the 12-month programme.

Provided at least eight weeks notice are given any transfers (subject to availability) will not incur any additional charge; If between 6 and 8 weeks notice are given, a 10% transfer fee will be incurred; If between 6 and 4 weeks notice are given, a 20% transfer fee will be incurred; If between 4 and 2 weeks notice are given, a 30% transfer fee will be incurred; If between 2 and 1 weeks notice are given, a 40% transfer fee will be incurred; if less than 1 weeks notice is given, a 100% transfer fee will be incurred: If your attendance at a course is part of a package, any transfer fee will be calculated on a pro-rata basis of the entire value of the package divided by the number of courses the package covers.


If You fail to attend a Workshop in which You are enrolled and You have not rescheduled your enrolment in accordance with the Paragraph above, then You shall forfeit Your enrolment on the Workshop but still be liable to Us for the full amount.

By enrolling on the training programme You agree that You can make the dates and locations of the workshops and Your failure to attend or transfer to another within Your 12-month membership will not entitle You to a refund or to transfer beyond Your initial 12-month training programme. All workshops that You wish to attend, must be attended within this initial 12-month period.


On certain occasions We may deem it necessary to change the Workshop dates, venue or hours. We may do so by notifying you in writing or by email of the changes and the alternative date, venue or time. In such circumstances. If such changes mean that you are unable to attend We will use reasonable endeavours to reschedule your enrolment to an alternative date suitable for You but You agree that You shall have no right to a refund or compensation in such circumstances.


If for any reason We deem it necessary, We may cancel a workshop by notifying You in writing or email, giving You an alternative date.


If You have enrolled on a Workshop and You have received an additional discount for purchasing a complete package of Workshops and Products, any changes to the Workshop by You will incur loss of the package discount. Any free bonus items included in the package will be charged at our standard prices.


If any product that You receive under this agreement is found to be faulty, Our only obligation to You will be to replace the faulty product, subject to availability, within 10 business days of Your returning the faulty item to Us with a written request that the product be replaced.


If, after your first 12 months of live trading, You are dissatisfied with the quality of the information or teaching in the course and You wish to claim on the full money back guarantee then You must meet the following criteria in order to claim. This is to demonstrate that You have engaged with the whole service and given it a fair chance prior to requesting a refund:

You must notify Us of Your dissatisfaction with the course in writing to [email protected] within 7 calendar days of the anniversary of You purchasing the course (calculable by reference to the date of your first payment);

You must then attend a telephone call with Siam Kidd to discuss Your dissatisfaction in the course. You will be offered a time and date for this call. If You are not available at the designated time or date, You will be offered two alterative dates and times to attend the call. If You are unable to attend one of these calls You will forfeit Your right to claim under this guarantee.


Participated for the full 12-month period of Gold; Membership by participating in the Gold Facebook group by making a minimum of 3 post/comments a week.

Viewed all MTCs and asked questions.

Attended at least 8 Coffee Clubs or Dinners. (provided Your location is within 2 hours travelling time of the venue);

Have signed up for the Trade Text service.

Submitted an FXCM report of Your live account to [email protected] to demonstrate that You have abided by and acted in accordance with Siam Kidd’s rules and strategies.

Failure to meet any of these requirements or follow the rules to the letter will mean You will be unable to claim on this guarantee. If however You have fulfilled all of these conditions and can demonstrate that Your account is not in profit then Your request for a refund will be granted.

For the sake of clarity, following the expiry of 7 calendar days after the anniversary of your enrolment on the training programme, Your right to claim under the Satisfaction Guarantee expires.


Failure to meet any of these requirements or follow the rules to the letter will mean You will be unable to claim on this guarantee. If however You have fulfilled all of these conditions and can demonstrate that Your account is not in profit then Your request for a refund will be granted.

For the sake of clarity, following the expiry of 7 calendar days after the anniversary of your enrolment on the training programme, Your right to claim under the Satisfaction Guarantee expires.


We will comply with the relevant Data Protection Laws in storing and processing information You provide to us (for example Your name, email address, telephone number, address and mobile number). By signing this Agreement You agree that We can (i) process Your personal information for the purposes of this Agreement, and (ii) use Your personal information to send out newsletters, publications, and other information about Us, Our websites, Our products or services, or Our events to You. If You would prefer not to receive such information please inform Us of this by sending an email to [email protected] or by writing to Us at Our address which appears on page 1 of this Agreement.


1. Nothing in this Agreement excludes or limits liability for (1) fraud; (ii) death or personal injury caused by negligence; (iii) any breach of the obligations implied by Section 12 Sales of Goods Act 1979, or Section 2 Supply of Goods and Services Act 1982; or (iv) any other liability which cannot be excluded or limited by applicable law subject to the foregoing;
2. Subject to the above, Our entire liability to You (including without limitation any liability for the acts and omissions of Our employees, agents or subcontractors) in respect of any breach of Our obligations arising under or in connection with this Agreement, (whether in contract, tort, negligence, breach of statutory duty, restitution, or otherwise) in respect of all and any loss or damage howsoever caused is limited to 100% of the total amount paid or payable by You to Us under this Agreement within the 12 month’s preceding the date on which the claim first arose;
3. We shall have no liability for any indirect or consequential losses, damages, costs or expenses that You may suffer; and
4. We shall have no liability for any a) loss (whether actual or anticipated); b) loss of business; c) loss of reputation; d) loss of revenue; e) loss of anticipated savings; f) loss of opportunity; or g) loss of goodwill suffered or claimed to be suffered by You arising from or otherwise in connection with this Agreement, whether or not such losses were reasonably foreseeable or not, or We, Our employees, agents or subcontractors were advised of the possibility of You incurring such losses.


1. This Agreement and Our participation agreements and release forms (as signed by You from time to time) constitute the whole agreement and understanding between You and Us and supersede any prior understanding, communications, representations (except for fraudulent misrepresentations and misrepresentations as to a fundamental matter), undertakings and agreements (whether written, verbal or otherwise) between You and Us relating to the subject matter of the Agreement. You acknowledge that You have not entered into this Agreement based on representation that is not expressly incorporated into this agreement.
2. The Laws of England and Wales govern this Agreement and You agree to submit to exclusive jurisdiction of the English and Welsh Courts.
3. Should any part of this agreement be determined by a Court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid or unenforceable, the remainder of this Agreement will be unaffected and as such remain in full force and effect.
4. This Agreement may not be varied except with the approval of Our Directors.
5. Except to the extent otherwise stated in this Agreement all Terms and Conditions and warranties implied by statue, common law, or otherwise that are excludable are excluded from the Agreement to the fullest extent permitted by law.
6. You and We hereby agree to exclude the application of the Contract (Rights of Third Parties) Act 1999 from this Agreement.